[Chicks On Boats]

I took the and 2 ankle biters aswell as our 3rd who is under 3yrs down the lake.The had No3 on her lap,tiny teddies and a drink in one hand and a rod in the other THEN she pulls the only catch aboard. I thought screw this s#!t where going back in,so i droped them off and still didnt get a friggan thing........now i beach fish cause she dont think much of standing on the beach for hours at a time.Besides if she pulled in a dewy i have to neck myself

[Shark Fishing By Surfboard]

Thats gota make any board rider think hard about waiting out there for the ultimate wave.I know where i'll be, on the beach safe and sound and kicking back !!!