Blind Man

[Big Bob]

BLIND MAN .........

>

>

> A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits down. The owner,

> walks up to him and hands him a menu.

>

> "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me

> a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."

>

> A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and

> picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table and hands it to

> him.

>

> The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.

> "Ah,yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

>

> Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen and

> tells his wife Gladys, the cook, what just happened.

>

> The blind man eats and leaves.

>

> Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner

> mistakenlybrings him a menu again.

> "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

>

> "I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork."

>

> The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

>

> After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great.

> I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

>

> Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing

> around with him and tells his wife Gladys that the next time the blind

> man comes in hes going to test him.

>

> He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming

> and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Gladys, rub this fork on

> your panties before I take it to the blind man."

> Gladys complies and hands her husband the fork.

>

> As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

> Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I have your fork

> ready for you."

>

>

>

> The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and says, "Hey, I

> didn't know Gladys worked here!"

[Sharky]

I love it.