Chris 55 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Fifteen reasons why men have two dogs and not two wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?' 11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least: 15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james1990 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 thast a good read. Number 11 is my favourite. top suff cheers james Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted June 9, 2007 Author Share Posted June 9, 2007 as a father of 2 daughters aged 22 & 19 that don't even consider leaving home I also have a liking for Item 11 Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james1990 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark* Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 very funny post thanks for that. regards mark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurespinner Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 hahaha i liked that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slothe Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfish Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 (edited) 8 and 9 are my favorites, but they're all funny. Edited June 9, 2007 by Blackfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Yeah thanks for that Chris I just got a clip around the ear for just a little giggle at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MRS WATTO Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 What would you men do without us lovely women?????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flightmanager Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 What would you men do without us lovely women?????????? Hmmm , where should I start???? Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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