Chris 55 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 These are clips from the British Tenancy Directorate’s Complaints Register, re complaints made by tenants to the various regional County Councils... 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off. 8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen 12 5% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy. 13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers. 14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 15. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. 17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning at 6am his elkele;';' wakes me up and its now getting too much for me. 18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it. 20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 21. Pease send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife. 22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction. 23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flightmanager Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Didnt I post this yesterday? Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james1990 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 mate thats tops first 7 aare my favourites cheers james Didnt I post this yesterday? Ross Yes you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted June 9, 2007 Author Share Posted June 9, 2007 yeah but it's still funny Sorry Ross read your post and still reposted it must be that kind of day Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james1990 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 yeah but it's still funny Sorry Ross read your post and still reposted it must be that kind of day Chris Just use the weather as an excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris 55 Posted June 9, 2007 Author Share Posted June 9, 2007 Yep it's the weather ...... James you're correct rain is good drink more beer Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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