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Nrl At The Half Way Into The Season


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A mid-season "Footy teams in review"...

Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.

St George Illawarra Dragons - Elle MacPherson. Past her best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario: you still wouldn't.

Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameison [porno star]. Cops a pounding but are always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking......

Wests Tigers - Britney underwaters. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.

Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.

NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't done anything for a while.

Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the same father in charge for entire existence.

Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won anything.

Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially good at the back.

Newcastle - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.

Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping quite well.

Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors


Stumpy :thumbup:

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