Wednsday Funny- I'm On A Roll !

[bolan]

A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was

leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years

teaching the Natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them

was how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.

He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little

further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results

when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the

top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual

activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man

riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun

and kills them.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has

spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind

to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."

Have a nice day,

Stumpy

[Penguin]

Nice one Stumpy.

penguin

[mrmoshe]

Excellent Stumpy

[DaveD]

Nice

[fishguts]

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