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Barber Shop

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,

"How long before I can get a Haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2

hours.

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,

"How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said,

"About 3 hours."

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,"How

long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said,

"About an hour and a half."

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said,

"Hey, Bob, do me a favour.

Follow that guy and see where he goes.

He keeps asking how long he has to wait

For a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

A little while later,

Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically .

The barber asked,

"So, where does that guy go when he leaves?

Bob looked up, tears in his eyes and said,

Your house." :1yikes:

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