The Worst Fish Joke Ever.

Davemmm · September 15, 2007

Two prawns, Christian and Sebastian, are swimming around the ocean having a chat.

“I’m bored with being a prawn” says Sebastian. “I wish I was something further up the food chain.”

“Why don’t you go and see Cod the oceans magician” says Christian. “he can do anything”

So Sebastian swims off and finds Cod the magician.

“I’m bored with being a prawn” he tells Cod “I want to be something else”

“Be careful” says Cod “sometimes it’s better just being yourself”

“No, I want you to turn me into something bigger, something tougher, something that gets respect!”

So with a swish of his tail Cod turns Sebastian into a great white shark.

Two weeks later Sebastian is in a severe depression. None of his old friends will talk to him. The other sharks just want to talk about eating fish that Sebastian knows and every time he goes near his old neighbourhood every creature disappears and hides from him.

There’s only one thing to do, he has to be turned back into a prawn.

After swimming around for miles looking for the magician he sees an angler fish with a light above his head. The angler fish is lighting the way for cod the magician so he rushes down explains his problem and asks Cod to turn him back. With a quick swish of his tail Cod turns Sebastian back into a prawn.

The first thing he does is rush back to Christian house and bang on the door to tell him what has happened.

“Go away” yells Christian through the closed door “You’re a great White shark and all you want to do is eat me”

“No” says Sebastian “It’s all been fixed”

“I SAW THE LIGHT AND FOUND COD. NOW I’M A PRAWN AGAIN CHRISTIAN”