Great Aussie Yarns

[bolan]

The newspaper, 'The Australian', over a period of weeks sought entries for 'The Great Australian Yarn'.

This was the winner:

Two cattle drovers standing in an Outback bar.

One asked, 'What are ya up to, Mate?'

'Ahh, I'm takin' a mob of 6000 from Goondiwindi to Gympie.'

'Oh yeah........and what route are you takin'?'

'Ah, prob'ly the Missus.............. after all, she stuck by me durin' the drought.'

Cheers,

Stumpy.

(Your friendly outback correspondent)

[mrmoshe]

That WAS funny.

Deserved to be the winner too.

Cheers,

Pete.

[Hodgey]

I'm damn proud to call myself an Aussie!!!!

10/10 Stumpy!

Hodgey

[vipernut]

Well done Stumpy,thats a classic.

Stephen

[cat-as-trophy]

[jewgaffer]

There's a question that comes out of that one Murray, which route was he was going to take to hide from 6000 odd head turners

Good one.

Cheers

jewgaffer

Edited February 8, 2008 by jewgaffer