bolan Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 A Very Good Explanation The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!" And the husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down & out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed & very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for 3 days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, & while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but won't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair. " The husband took a quick breath & continued, "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ' Please. Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?' " Hehe, nicely done Stumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewgaffer Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Neatly typed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IWANNABROCK Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElwoodBlues Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Thats brilliant You see what happens when you be compassionate to others in need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmoshe Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 Now that's a fast thinking man. Nice wordsmithing there Stumpy! Cheers, Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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