DaveD Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 Hank had a problem with flatuence. No matter what he ate, he farted. So he dreaded his new girlfriend's invitation to have dinner with her parents. it was a very formal occasion and after he'd been sittin at the table for a while, he felt an incredible pain in his stomach and just had to fart. Just then, the family's dog Fido, which was sitting under the table, let out a growl. His girlfriend's mother yelled 'Fido!' Hank was relieved. It didn't matter if he farted, they'd blame the dog. So he let go a bigger fart and, sure enough, the father yelled at the dog. 'Fido!' But the pressue was still building up soHank let out a huge, ripping fart and the mother yelled at the dog again. 'Fido, get out from under the table before he shits all over you!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boban Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 You should go see a doctor Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robeebee Posted February 23, 2008 Share Posted February 23, 2008 that's ummmmmmmmmm well you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evets Posted February 24, 2008 Share Posted February 24, 2008 Blaaaahhh hhhaaaaarrrrrrr harrrrrr. My didnt think it was funny though. She asked me when I was going to change my name to Hank Evets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveD Posted February 26, 2008 Author Share Posted February 26, 2008 It's never too late to change your name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arpie Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 I'm still chuckling!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roosterman Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 theres just something about the ol fart joke what a ripper.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolan Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 hehehehe, If my wife reads this..............your really dead! Cheers (for now) Stumpy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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