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The Mood Ring


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My husband was unhappy with my mood swings so he

bought me a mood ring the other day so that he could

monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it

turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a

big f*%#ing red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.

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