The Knob

[robeebee]

A woman visited her plastic surgeon who told her

about a new procedure called "The Knob," where

a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's

head and could be turned to tighten up her skin

and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened

the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the

woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the

surgeon with two problems. "All these years,

everything has been working just fine. I've had

to turn the knob many times and I've always loved

the results. But now I've developed two annoying

problems: First, I have these terrible bags under

my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those

aren't bags, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking

about the goatee."

[fishguts]

oh no!

..cheers!..stevo!..

[Davemmm]

Thats three jokes of yours robbee that ive read tonight.

I think your lucky I'm on the

dave