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THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.:

1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

6. The French eat foie-Gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Cheers,

Your Local Health Guru

Stumpy :biggrin2:

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:biggrin2: Stumpy - I am in absolute awe of your intelligence. :1worthy:

Perhaps you could give me some advice - If I changed my user name to "Harada,Jose,Lee,Alfredo,Hans,Pierre" would it improve my health?

cheers :harhar:

hmmm, not sure ........................but I reckon the sex life would improve. You know our Aussie babes and their curiosity with foreigners :074:

Cheers,

Stumpy :biggrin2:

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