A Few Things A Son Can Teach You

[Chris 55]

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to

fill a 200 m2 house to a depth of 10 cm.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and

run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200

adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan,

the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy

wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is

strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to

spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.

5. You should not throw cricket balls up when

the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a

bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before

you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a cricket ball a

long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed)

doesn't stop a cricket ball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the

words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke,

and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a

flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can

only do it in the movies,

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive

tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in

the same sentence.

12. Super glue is forever.

13. No matter how many jelly crystals you put in a

swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like jelly crystals.

15. VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV

commercials show they do.

16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in petrol tanks make lots of noise when

driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell

is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on as

plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Brisbane, Qld, has a

5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make

earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and

brake fluid.

[Davemmm]

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and

brake fluid.

Or did so as a teenager.

24. There are many household products that do more than smoke when mixed. (I must be all grown up now cause I'm not going to list them)

Dave

[bolan]

Or did so as a teenager.

24. There are many household products that do more than smoke when mixed. (I must be all grown up now cause I'm not going to list them)

Dave

Come on Dave .......................Fess-Up

Hehehehe

Stumpy

[Mik]

3, 7, 12 & 15 I can vouch for!

23.....and they can still scratch you to bits even mid-throw! (Can vouch for that one too!)

As for the brake fluid & bleach, personally I never tried it............

............. & I'll say that till the day I die!

[robeebee]

toooooooo true