You've Gotta Love Drunk People

[Chris 55]

A man and his were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud

pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door

where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain,

is asking for a push.

'Not a chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'

He slams the door and returns to bed.

'Who was that?' asked his

'Just some drunk guy asking for a push,' he answers.

'Did you help him?' asks.

'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring

rain out there!'

'Well, you have a short memory,' says his .

'Can't you remember about three months ago when

we broke down, and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him, and you should be

ashamed of yourself!'

The man does as he is told, gets dressed,

and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

'Yes,' comes back the answer.

'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.

'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

'Where are you?' asks the husband.

'Over here on the swing,' replied the drunk.

[roosterman]

very funny chris ..

you'd push that bloke all right after that eh ..

hows them mighty chookies goin eh.. ...

i picked manly to win next week but hope in my heart for them to lose so we dont have to share top spot with them ...

i could hardly read the daily after that faitful day not so long ago... very one sided reporting... then again it was one way footy ..

cheers...steve...

[Dreamtime]

[flatty hunter626]

lol shame your roosters supporters manly all the way