Politicians And Blondes

[Dreamtime]

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped

over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose.

'Oh please excuse me,' said the bunny. 'I didn't mean to trip over you,

but I'm blind and can't see.'

'That's perfectly all right,' replied the snake. 'To be sure, it was my

fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you

coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?'

'Well, I really don't know,' said the bunny. 'I'm blind, and I've

never

seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out.'

So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, 'Well, you're soft, and

cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear

twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!'

The bunny said, 'I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of

animal are you?'

The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to

examine him, and when the bunny was finished, the snake asked, 'Well, what

kind of an animal am I?'

The bunny had felt the snake all over, and he replied, 'You're cold, you

re slippery, and you haven't got any b#lls...You must be a POLITICIAN'

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde.

The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."

After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh.

The redhead says, "What's so funny?"

The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her. By the time she gets back with that toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"

Edited November 11, 2008 by Mariner 31

[forliano]

Hahaha how I have missed these...

Keep it up...

Cheers

Ben

[robeebee]

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