The Broken Lawn Mower

[suttonscurse]

THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the boat , fishing, golf, always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.

The doctors say I will walk again, but I'll always have a limp.

[forliano]

Cheers

Ben

[BFB]

You should know better but you will learn in time.

One simple rule with : When they say that something can wait to be done that really means that it can wait 10 minutes.

[Josh88]

haha-love the smartass approach

Won't do you any good though

Edited November 21, 2008 by Josh88