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Chris 55

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does any of this sound familiar :1prop:

IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one

of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the

opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one B &

D made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady,

you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He

said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used this repairman since.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter and I went through the McDonald's drive thru window and I

gave the teen a $20 note. Our total was $10.50, so I also handed her

fifty cents. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know,

but this way you can just give me ten dollars back.' She sighed and went

to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he

handed me back the fifty cents, and said 'We're sorry but we can't do

that kind of thing.' The teen then proceeded to give me back $9.50 in

change.

It is best not to confuse the teenagers at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the

local council office to request the removal of the Kangaroo sign on our

road. The reason: 'Too many kangaroos are being hit by cars out here! I

don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

IDIOT SIGHTING:

My daughter went to a local Hungry Jack's and ordered a burger. She asked

the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was

sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee

asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

He smiled knowingly and nodded,

'That's why we ask.'

They walk among us... And the scary part is that they VOTE and they

REPRODUCE

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