kikila Posted December 18, 2008 Share Posted December 18, 2008 In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- 'Do not turn upside down.' (well...duh, a bit late, huh!) ========================== On Sainsbury's peanuts -- 'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash) =========================== On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.) ========================== On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought????...) ======================= On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.) ==================================== On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?) =========================== On a bar of Dial soap -- 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be???....) ============================ On some Swanson frozen dinners -- 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.' (but, it's just a suggestion.) ======================== On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me time?) ============================== On Nytol Sleep Aid -- 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' (..I'm taking this because???.....) ============================== On most brands of Christmas lights -- 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (as opposed to what?) ========================== On a Japanese food processor -- 'Not to be used for the other use.' (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) ============================== On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- 'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: say what?) =========================== On a child's Superman costume -- 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.' (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) ======================== On a Swedish Chainsaw -- 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.' (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh88 Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 Thats the world we live in. Who knows how people like that come about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cupster Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 I work in a cold storage facility where we store pallets of imported seafood. On the boxes of one particular imported product it says in large writing... FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION ONLY Ha...glad i didn't give any of it to my dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flightmanager Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 On a Swedish Chainsaw --'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.' (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now if only Stumpy could read ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewgaffer Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 ......On the boxes of one particular imported product it says in large writing... FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION ONLY Ha...glad i didn't give any of it to my dog! With this imported seafood rubbish an appropriate warning should be mandatory to protect our blowflies - Do not dispose of this product domestically. Simply mop up the remainder and return to the country of origin in the pre-paid envelope provided. Cheers jewgaffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jahajo Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 lol lol very funny!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 And on Irish Banannas "Open Other End" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawksburydave Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 i remember a packet of crisps when i was a youngen in kindy or yr1. the pack was one of those novelty ones with the cartoons and stuff, and on each end it had the instructions - open other end so i popped it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robeebee Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 HA some really good ones there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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