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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on

consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

'Do not turn upside down.'

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)


On Sainsbury's peanuts --

'Warning: contains nuts.'

(talk about a news flash)


On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

this medication.'

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)


On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --

'Product will be hot after heating.'

(...and you thought????...)


On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)


On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)


On a bar of Dial soap --

'Directions: Use like regular soap.'

(and that would be???....)


On some Swanson frozen dinners --

'Serving suggestion: Defrost.'

(but, it's just a suggestion.)


On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

'Do not iron clothes on body.'

(but wouldn't this save me time?)


On Nytol Sleep Aid --

'Warning: May cause drowsiness.'

(..I'm taking this because???.....)


On most brands of Christmas lights --

'For indoor or outdoor use only.'

(as opposed to what?)


On a Japanese food processor --

'Not to be used for the other use.'

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)


On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

'Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.'

(Step 3: say what?)


On a child's Superman costume --

'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'

(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)


On a Swedish Chainsaw --

'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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......On the boxes of one particular imported product it says in large writing...


Ha...glad i didn't give any of it to my dog!


With this imported seafood rubbish an appropriate warning should be mandatory to protect our blowflies -

Do not dispose of this product domestically. Simply mop up the remainder and return to the country of origin in the pre-paid envelope provided.


jewgaffer :1fishing1:

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