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stevefish

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With Christmas coming up, many of us will be taking out friends and family that think we know what we're doing,

unfortunately, we all can hit a doughnut from time to time.

Can we please share your excuses as these family and friends might start thinking we actually arent any good.

i will start with,

its pretty difficult fishing on the big tides. . .

they were starting to come on, i should have stayed longer. . . yep, transfer the guilt and lengthen your next trip.

i would like to hear yours

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More a saying than an excuse, My favourite is...

If you didn't have a bad days fishing, you wouldn't know what a good days fishing was...

Excuses:

1) Blame the current

2) blame the air pressure

3) blame the trawlers

4) blame the bait

5) blame the boats around you

6) blame the seals

7) blame the dolphins

8) blame the baitfish

9) blame the time of the year

10) blame the water temperature

11) blame the air temperature

12) blame the pelicans

13) blame the seagulls

14) blame the sun

15) blame the moon

16) blame the clouds

17) blame the thickness of the line

18) blame the hooks

17) blame the swivels

18) blame the burley

19) blame the pollution

20) blame the government

21) blame the tug boats

22) blame the container ships

23) blame the ferrys

Print this list out and keep it in your tackle box ;)

Cheers

Harry

If it's to good to be true, it usually is...

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More a saying than an excuse, My favourite is...

If you didn't have a bad days fishing, you wouldn't know what a good days fishing was...

Excuses:

1) Blame the current

2) blame the air pressure

3) blame the trawlers

4) blame the bait

5) blame the boats around you

6) blame the seals

7) blame the dolphins

8) blame the baitfish

9) blame the time of the year

10) blame the water temperature

11) blame the air temperature

12) blame the pelicans

13) blame the seagulls

14) blame the sun

15) blame the moon

16) blame the clouds

17) blame the thickness of the line

18) blame the hooks

17) blame the swivels

18) blame the burley

19) blame the pollution

20) blame the government

21) blame the tug boats

22) blame the container ships

23) blame the ferrys

Print this list out and keep it in your tackle box ;)

Cheers

Harry

If it's to good to be true, it usually is...

That's gold Harry!

Printed!

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