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I used to spend a lot of time on the road and number plates gave me something to read. Back when all hire cars in Sydney only had three numbers (i.e. HC 123) I started ticking off a list from HC 000 to HC 999. I think I got about 70% of the number plates on the list until they changed to four numbers (i.e. HC 1234). I'd heard of someone who was working their way through number plates based on the numbers consecutively when the plate format was different. Find 000, then 001, then 002 and so on. These days I have a new game. I try and find number plates that are clever or make me laugh in some way. For example getting your name on a personalised plate just by ordering it (say "ROBERT") isn't really clever but if someone else has taken it and you find a work around (e.g. R0B3RT or better still RO 83 RT) I think it is clever. Extra clever when you are able to work it in within the standard formats (e.g. XXX 123, XX 12 YY, XXX 12 Y) and not go personalised. I've been putting together a list of Australian plates that I have seen (either personally or in media). I thought I'd share it. Some are just clever, others are sports, name, car or work related. Hope some of these put a smile on your face. I put the plate first and then an explanation or commentary after. JUST CLEVER 001 VIP NUMBER 1 VIP (SAD, VERY SAD – IF YOU HAVE TO SAY IT THEN YOU AREN’T) 002 WLD OH TOO WILD (ON A 4WD) 00 NOIR DOUBLE OH BLACK (ON BLACK VEHICLE) 00 HDAM OH DAMN – ON A SUBARU SPORTS 02 AWSM OH TOO AWESOME 02 MURF OH SMURF (REVERSED S) 08 JEDI OH BE = OBI (WAN FROM STAR WARS) + JEDI (GUESSING HERE) 08 ILVE OH BELIEVE (GUESSING HERE) 2088 MOSMAN POSTCODE ON A BLACK FERRARI IN MOSMAN AREA 800 BOO BOO BOO 32 LOL GOLF TYPE R32 OWNER LAUGHING OUT LOUD 01 EIRE NUMBER 1 IRELAND 01 NVCN NUMBER 1 ENVY SEEN (SCENE?) 11 EFTY LEFTY 15 HERZ IS HERS (ON A JEEP) 15 MILE I SMILE 20 DIAC ZODIAC 24 LPHA TOO ALPHA (ON YELLOW SPORTS CAR) 444 SSS ARSE – ON A LATE MODEL PORSCHE 911 WITH THE BIG REAR 50 MUCH SO MUCH (LOVE – HUSBAND TO WIFE – STILL UNCLEAR) 55 ORRY SORRY (DON”T LIKE THIS ONE – PROBABLY POLITICAL) 57 RIPY STRIPY (ON A BLUE FORD R2 WITH RACING STRIPES) 90 GONE GO! GONE…. ON A 4WD (ASSUME HEADING OFF ROAD) 60 FROG GO FROG (ASSUMING A NICKNAME) 60 DLEY GODLY (MAYBE A PRIEST OR A SURNAME) 64 NDIT BANDIT 7ARDIS BLUE SUV (MAYBE BIGGER ON THE INSIDE TOO LIKE TARDIS) 70 NKA TONKA (TOUGH) ON A YELLOW TOYOTA LANDCRUISER 70 PLES TOPLESS (WHITE MERCEDES CONVERTIBLE) 70 SURF TO SURF 70 URNG TOURING 747 LAG I LOVE JET LAG (I HEART SYMBOLS ON LEFT SIDE OF PLATE) TURBO CHARGED CAR IS MY GUESS = TURBO LAG 80 SSSS BOSS – ON AN AUDI HATCH 81 ISS BLISS 90 KRRT GO KART (ON A MINI) A5515T ASSIST (NO IDEA WHY) AT 51 TE AT SITE AU 71 SM AUTISM AW 44 RD AWARD (NO IDEA WHY ON AWD SUBARU) AW3SUM AWESOME BATM4N BATMAN ON A BLACK MCLAREN F1 WITH ORANGE PIN STRIPING AND AN ORANGE BATMAN LOGO ON THE REAR WING AS PER ORIGINAL BATMOBILE. BEACHN BEACHING – ON A CONVERTABLE BEA 45 T BEAST (ON A MERCEDES A250) BE 77 ER BETTER (NO IDEA WHY) BEA 77 R BEATER (ON A RACE SPEC HONDA CIVIC) BLKMGK BLACK MAGIC ON A BLACK MERCEDES BLU 34 U BLUE FOR YOU (ON A BLUE MAZDA 323 SP25) BO 55 EE BOSSY (NOT SURE WHY YOU’D WANT THIS) BRE 42 Y BREAZY = BREEZY ON A CAMPERVAN BU 14 NT BULL-ANT (THINK THIS ONE WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE) BU 99 IE BUGGY (ON A SMART CAR) BUMBL8 BUMBLE B(EE) ON A YELLOW MUSTANG (TRANSFORMERS) CH3NO2 CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR NITROMETHANE (HIGH PERFORMANCE FUEL) COU 64 R COUGAR (ONLY GLIMPSED THIS ONE - UNSURE) CRE 81 V CREATIVE CREA8V CREATIVE CU 57 M C COMPANY NAME: CUSTOM CONSTRUCTIONS DARTH ON A BIG BLACK MERCEDES DMON DEMON (ON A MOTORCYCLE) DNTGAF DON’T GIVE A **** (BLACK MERC C63 – ATTITUDE RELATED??) DO 99 IE DOGGY (OWNER LOVES SHORT HAIRED POINTERS) DR JKL DOCTOR JEKYLL EL 17 EE ELITE ELEV8 ELEVATE ESC 4 PE ESCAPE (ON A FOUR WHEEL DRIVE) FA 11 OW GUESSING A HUNTER THAT CHASES FALLOW DEER (OFF ROADER) FL 45 HH FLASH GORDON REFERENCE ON AN OPAL CAR (ASTRA COPY) WHICH HAS A LIGHTNING SYMBOL AS ITS LOGO. FO 00 LN FOOLING FR 00 GG FROG ON A PIMPED 4WD GL 17 TR GLITTER – PINK AND BLACK NUMBER PLATES. GOK4RT GO-KART (ON A LOTUS EXIGE – IT FITS) GT 10 VE GT (GRAND TURISMO?) LOVE GO4WLN GO FOUR WHEEL DRIVING GOD1ST GOD FIRST H3LBOY HELL BOY H3MAN (ON A MOTOR CYCLE – OWNER RECEIVED NOTICE “H3MAN SEEN SPEEDING THROUGH SYDNEY HARBOUR TUNNEL) HC24K GOLD STANDARD HIRE CAR HKR 05 E HONG KONG ROSE G3NIU5 GENIUS G3TPKD GET PACKED (ON A 4WD) GETPKD GET PACKED (ON A 4WD) GHO 55 T GHOST (WHITE 4WD) GUN 01 L GUN OIL (GUN NUT WITH STICKER .45 ACP BECAUSE SHOOTING TWICE IS JUST SILLY) ILIV4U I LIVE FOR YOU IB 00 GY I BOOGEY I ♥ 2WIN I LOVE TO WIN (NEW PLATE FORMAT) IM 12 IN I AM 12 INCHES (ON A BMW - NOT PARTICULARLY MODEST) IM 57 IG I’M STIG (HOTTED UP RED MAZDA 3 WITH SPORTS EXHAUST) IN 10 CE INTENCE (INTENSE) ITZ 81 G IT IS BIG (ON A BIG PIMPED 4WD) IGN 11 T IGNITE JED 12 B JEDI TO BE JU 11 C1 JUICY (OR JUICY ONE) KAY 44K KAYAK KA2NVY CAR TO ENVY (ON A BOY RACER CAR) KIK 44 S KICK ASS LEF 71 E LEFTIE (NICKNAME OR HAND PREFERENCE) LEOPRD LEOPARD (LEOPARD PATTERN NUMBERPLATE FRAME) LOAD4U ON A TIP TRUCK LOT 10 N LOTION (COMPANY VEHICLE BUT NOT SURE WHY) LEADFT LEADFOOT (ON A UTE) LUK 11 E LUKE (OR MAYBE LUCKY) LUX 247 LUXURY 24/7 ON A DELIVERY TRUCK (EXPENSIVE GOODS?) MSWILD MISS WILD (ON A HOLDEN COMMODORE SPORT) M3NACE MENACE (ON SPORTS CAR) M4VR1K MAVERICK M8IML8 MATE I’M LATE MAR 81 E MARBLE – PROBABLY A BENCH TOP CONTRACTOR MAS 77A MASTER MO 81 US MOBIUS MR5LTR MR 5 LITRE ON A HOLDEN CLUBSPORT MGATRN MEGATRON (LEADER OF DECEPTICONS) ON DUAL CAB UTE MR 10 VE MR LOVE (MAYBE THE LOVE GOD ON RADIO) MRN 05 Y MR NOSY NCHANT ENCHANT OBI 111 OBI ONE (WAN) ONCMPO ON COMPENSATION (CURIOUS ABOUT BACK STORY) OYOYOY AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE – OY, OY, OY (WITH OZ DECALS) PA 55 IV PASSIVE (NO IDEA WHY – MAYBE PASSIVE/AGRESSIVE) PB 12 IN LEAD (PB ON PERIODIC TABLE) FOOT (12 INCHES) POW 44 R POWER!! ON A SS HOLDEN PLZCOP PLEASE COP (ON A FORD STI HOT HATCH) PHY 51 X PHYSICS PR 55 TO PRESTO (NO IDEA WHY) R3DBAC REDBACK (AS IN SPIDER - ON A BLACK MUSTANG GT 5.0 WITH RED STRIPE OVER BONNET AND ROOF OF CAR. NUMBER PLATE WAS RED WRITING ON BLACK BACKING) R4CE RACE (ON A MOTORCYCLE) RAD 15 H RADISH RAN 777 RANT (ACCORDING TO THE OWNER SHE LIKES TO RANT) RPM 18R (ON A GOLF MINI VOLKSWAGON – still need to work this one out) RUTE66 COMBINATION OF ROUTE 66 AND UTE SHO 71 E SHOTTIE (SHOTGUN) SL 11 CK SLICK SNO 02E SNOOZE (MAYBE SLEEP DOCTOR) SPA 51 M SPASIM (NO IDEA WHY) STYL3 ON A VESPA (SEEN IN MOSMAN) STYLE WHEN NUMBERPLATES COULD BE SOLD WAS ASKING $25K. MY THEORY IS IF YOU HAVE STYLE YOU DON’T NEED TO SAY IT. SUG 44 H SUGAR (SLANG) S3NT SENT (ON A MOTORCYCLE NO IDEA WHY – MAYBE LIKE A MISSILE) S1KR SICKER (ON A MOTORCYCLE) SL 11 MY SLIMEY (WHY??) SKI2XS SKI TO EXCESS SJ08NV STEVE JOB(S) ENVY ON A PORSCHE. SLOMO ON A SCOOTER T3NNIS TENNIS TA 5513 TASSIE - TASMANIAN TARDIS BLUE TESLA (MAYBE BIGGER ON THE INSIDE TOO LIKE TARDIS) THK 60 D THANK GOD TI 99 ER TIGER (OR TIGGER FROM WINNIE THE POOH) TRO 11 Z TROLLS TRU 11 Y TRULY (NO IDEA WHY) UCNDRM YOU CONUNDRUM UN 33 KK UNIQUE X8TED EXCITED (MOTORCYCLE) WH 00 LE WHOLE (WHOLE LANDSCAPING) WH 07 UP WHAT UP OR WOTS UP YRUNL8 WHY RUN LATE (SEEN IN PINK ON CAR AND TRUCK???) VAR 00 M VROOM (TESLA MODEL X) C/W EUROPEAN TOW BALL VIL 41 N VILLAIN VV 11 PP VIP (ON A HIRE CAR SERVICE) VRRRRM VROOM ON A HONDA INTEGRA OR S2000 YEE 444 YEE HA – CRY OF EXUBERANCE YLO 306 YELLOW PEUGOT 306 ZWLD4U TOO (Z = 2 = TOO) WILD FOR YOU (FOUR WHEEL DRIVE UTE) DIGNIT ON A TIP TRUCK 4 JOY PORSCHE CAYENNE. DRIVER IS EITHER CALLED JOY OR IS HAPPY. ST 84 EF STATE FOR E.F. OR STEFANIE 1984 (TRYING TO WORK THIS ONE OUT) 5TAR STAR (NOT SURE IF TALKING ABOUT MOTORBIKE OR RIDER) FUNFUN ON AN EXPENSIVE SOFTROADER HOLYWD ON A WHITE STRETCH LIMO HAHAHA LEXUS DRIVEN BY ASIAN WITH LIKELY SURNAME OF HA XXR8XX HUGS AUDI R8 HUGS EXCAV8 EXCAVATE (WORK UTE BUT COULDN’T SEE COMPANY NAME) VOLT VOLT (ON THE VAN OF AN ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR) 01 MATE NUMBER 1 MATE OR OI, MATE (A FEW OPTIONS) FULLY6 FULLY SICK (MIDDLE EASTERN DRIVER ON ALFA ROMEO) DU7CH DUTCH GRIZ 1 Y GRIZZLY AW 51 MM AWESOME NOTUCH NO TOUCH (TOYOTA 86) - HANDS OFF OR YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS? RA 44 VR RAVER LIV 11 N LIVING LVI 11N LIVING IXIXXI 9911 = 911 ON A PORSCHE BN 01 RE BE NOIR (BLACK) ON A BLACK GOLF GTI R32 MUD 42 D FOUR WHEEL DRIVE AND PROBABLY WITH 4.2L DIESEL ENGINE EVL 80 Y EVIL BOY (SPORTS CAR) BI 11 MR BILL MASTER (OR MISTER) ON A BMW. LAWYER OR ACCOUNTANT? CA 57 LZ CASTLES (TBC) IM 80 SS I’M BOSS - ON A FORD XR8 BOSS UTE PQQLS2 POOLS (POOL CONTRACTOR) SKIDAD SKI DAD INT 46 R INTEGER NFERNO INFERNO BIG 70 E BIGTOE (NOT SURE IF THIS WAS COINCIDENCE OR WHY) YO 55 HI ON WRX WITH YOSHI STICKER AND OWNERS TATTOO BU 88 LY BUBBLY 71 LING TILING (PROFESSIONAL TILER?) 71 LER TILER (PROFESSIONAL TILER?) EXA 51 Z EXERCISE OR MAYBE OWNER PREVIOUSLY OWNED AN EXA DEVIN3 DIVINE IMEDI8 IMMEDIATE – LOOKED LIKE AN ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR SIK 1 M8 SICK ONE MATE (ON A UTE) HH 00 KD HOOKED (FISHING ADDICT - ON A SHORT WHEEL BASE 4WD)] SNWGRL SNOW GIRL – SKIING MAD AV 50 ME AV (HAVE) SOME OF 15 HN OH FISHING (OR OFF FISHING) 00 IXXI OH 9 – 11 (ON A (911 PORSCHE) CU 77 EE CUTIE (IN PINK TOO) BOSSMN BOSS MAN TO 05 XY TOO SEXY (EVO ON MIGHTY CAR MODS) TO 03 VO TOO EVO (EVO ON MIGHTY CAR MODS) OFF 15 E OFFICE (ON A LARGE 4 SEAT UTE) PR 17 TI PRITTI = PRETTY? SKA 88 R SKATER RDTRIP ROAD TRIP (ON AN OFF ROADER) RE 88 EL REBEL RE 88 IT REBBIT (FROG CROAK – GREEN NUMBERPLATE TOO) S4FARI SAFARI (ON A 4WD) LOV 32 U LOVE TO YOU 4MYMRS FOR MY MISSUS (UPMARKET 4WD) MR MRS PROBABLY SAME GUY AS FOR MY MISSUS RO 11 AH ROLLER (SLANG) WAT5UP WHATS UP URG 01 T YOU ARE GO IT GO 24 IT GO IT 24 HOUR SERVICE SL 11 CE SLICE (DIDN’T SEE SIDE OF TRUCK AS TO WHY) ICU 222 I SEE YOU TOO 45 MURF A SMURF (ON A BRIGHT BLUE HONDA JAZZ) SLF 333 SELFIE (BLACK PORSCHE BOXTER – CURIOUS AS TO WHY) SH 0074 SHOOTA = SHOOTER (ON A DUAL CAB UTE) FI 17 ST FITTEST – SUSPECT A PERSONAL TRAINER JET 53 T JETSET 01 RASC NUMBER 1 RASCAL – WITH OZZIE PRIDE VANIT PLATES 01 KIIS KIIS RADIO STATION MIL 10 N MILLION (NO IDEA WHY) BTRU2U BE TRUE TO YOU NO 12 NO NOONE TO KNOW SNO 77 Y SNOTTY (LIKE TO KNOW THE BACKSTORY HERE) IT 60 ES IT GOES (ON A HOT HOLDEN WAGON) IT 90 ES IT GOES (ON A HOT HOLDEN STATION WAGON) ANG 315 ANGELS (MAYBE COINCIDENCE) 4DCURE FOR THE CURE (CANCER COUNCIL PINK GARBAGE TRUCK) 4DKID5 FOR THE KIDS (CAMP STARLIGHT FOR THE KIDS) CAR RELATED 000 ORS OOOO (AUDI LOGO) FOLLOWED BY RS MODEL (NOT ON AUDI) 00 LEXS OH LEXUS (ON A LEXUS). ALTERNATIVELY DOUBLE O LEXUS 00 5ALLY OH SALLY ON A MUSTANG (FROM SONG MUSTANG SALLY) 01 JMNY NUMBER 1 JIMNY (ON A SUZUKI JIMNY) 01 MSTG NUMBER 1 MUSTANG (ON MUSTANG GT) 04 MYR OH FOR MY R (TYPE GOLF) 08 WHLR ON AN 8 WHEELER DUMP TRUCK 09 WEPN WEAPON ON MITSUBISHI EVO (PROBABLY SERIES 9) 086 TOY 86 TOYOTA OR TOY 14 MROK ONE AMAROK 60 LFRR GOLF TYPE R 31 ENOR ELEANOR (ON A MUSTANG – ALSO CAR FROM GONE IN 60 SECONDS) 370 OMG “OH MY GOD” ON A NISSAN 370Z 484 RTH ABARTH (RACING DESIGNER) FIAT 470 YOT TOYATA BACKWARDS ON A HILUX 50 UPRA SOUP RA – SUPRA (AS IN TOYOTA) 534 UDI S3 AUDI 55 WIFT S SWIFT (ON A SUZUKI SWIFT) 71 KMBI 1971 KOMBI VAN 77 YPER TYPE R (ON A HONDA) 86 ZONE ON A TOYOTA 86 A 45 AMG A MERCEDES 45 AMG HATCHBACK AMGPWR AMG POWER AST 80 Y ASTINA BOY BO 55 GT FORD BOSS GT BRZ 33 Y BREEZY ON A SUBARU BRZ BU 94 ME BUG FOR ME (SUSPECT A VW BEETLE OWNER AT SOME STAGE) BYA 36L BUY A 3.6L (ON A RANGE ROVER – MIGHT BE A COINCIDENCE) CRU 54 R CRUISER (TOYOTA) BUT MIGHT BE COINCIDENCE DE 86 GT THE (GERMAN ”DE”) 86 GRAND TURISMO DRT 4X4 FOUR WHEEL DRIVE OFF-ROADER DUA 71 S ON NISSAN DUALIS (7 IS UPSIDEDOWN L) EV 01 VE EITHER EVO LOVE OR MORE LIKELY “EVOLVE” (EVO-LUTION) EVL 255 EVIL 255 (CLUBSPORT 255KW) EX 16 GE LOTUS EXIGE FIG 470 7 = REVERSED SMALL “R” (ON A FIGARO FROM NISSAN) FI 64 RO FIGARO (ON A NISSAN FIGARO – MCM BOYS) GET 10 W GET LOW (ON A WORKED LOW RIDER UTE) GIDYUP GIDDY UP (HORSEY) ON A MUSTANG GLA 45 M MERCEDES AMG GLA 45 GMHRIP GENERAL MOTORS HOLDEN RIP (ON A TOYOTA HILUX) GR8PNY GREAT PONY (ON A MODERN MUSTANG) HDAU HARLEY DAVIDSON AUSTRALIA (ON A HARLEY MOTORCYCLE) HEM 13 D HEMI-ED (RANGE ROVE SPORTS WITH HEMI CARBURATOR?) ITR 18 E “I” TRIBE ON A HONDA INTEGRA JAGU4R JAGUAR JJE 33 P JEEP (ON A JEEP) KOM 663 KOM BBE = KOMBI (VW KOMBI VAN) L8APEX LATE APEX (POINT WHERE YOU ARE STARTING TO DRIVE OUT OF A CORNER – ALSO A DRIVING TECHNIQUE) LIB 77 Y LIB-TEE = LIBERTY (ON A SUBURA LIBERTY) LUX 33 N LUX-ING (ON A TOYOTA HILUX) LUX 420 TOYOTA HILUX (PROBABLY SR5) WITH 420NM OF TORQUE ML 00 UT HOLDEN MALOO (THUNDER IN ABORIGINAL) UTE MI 55 LE MISSLE (ON A HOT UTE) MIR 46 E MIRAGE (ON A MITSUBISHI MIRAGE) MSL 280 ON A MERCEDES SL 280 MEANRS MEAN (AUDI) RS NINE 11 BLUE PORSCHE MODEL 911 MR 01 FJ MR NUMBER 1 FJ (ON FJ 4WD CRUISER) MY 80 XA MY BOXER (ENGINE FOR SUBURA) OMG 63 E OH MY GOD ON A MERCEDES E63 POOTRL NISSAN PATROL POR 55 S PORSCHE RAP 70 R ON A FORD RAPTOR (DIDN’T GET A GOOD LOOK AT THIS ONE – VERIFY) RA9TOR RAPTOR (9 IS MIRRORED P) RCK3T ROCKET (ON A MOTOR CYCLE) REDWRX ON A RED WRX WITH RED THEMED VANITY PLATES PUL 54 R PULSAR (ON A NISSAN PULSAR) RANGLR ON A JEEP WRANGLER (ONLY GLIMPSED THIS ONE) ROO 60 Y ROO BOY (ON A JEEP BUT PROBABLY A SUBARU OWNER BEFORE) RU 71 UT ON A UTE - ROOT ONE UTE?? SC 00 UT SCOUT (INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER SCOUT 4WD) SR 54 ME SR5 FOR ME (ON A TOYOTA HILUX SR5) SR8TME SR8 TIME SSPICY ON A RED SS(V) UTE ST 11 NG STING (ON A CORVETTE STINGRAY) STI 116 ON A WRX STI AND ALSO READS STIG (COINCIDENCE OR NOT) SUB4RU SUBARU TH 17 UX TOYOTA HILUX (7 IS UPSIDE DOWN L) TRD 30D TOYOTA HILUX TRD (GUESSING 3.0 LITRE DIESEL) TTN 01 R TT NOIR (BLACK) ON BLACK AUDI TT UFO 911 UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT ON A PORSCHE 911 VETUSA ON A CHEVY CORVETTE FROM USA WPNGTS WEAPON GTS (ON A GTS) XR 06 NV XR6 ENVY ZAVAGE FUSION BETWEEN NISSAN Z AND SAVAGE ZOMBIE OUTBREAK REPSONSE VEHICLE (CAR STICKERS) WORK RELATED 00 FLOW DOUBLE OH FLOW (ON A PLUMBERS TRUCK) 00 FLY DOUBLE OH FLY (THE FLYSCREEN GUY) 00P 00L OH POOL (SWIM MART POOL SUPPLIES) 01 AGNT NUMBER 1 AGENT – PROBABLY A REAL ESTATE AGENT 12 ARGU ONE TO ARGUE – PROBABLY A LAWYER 14 TINT ONE OR NUMBER ONE FOR TINT - TINTING COMPANY (TINT MACHINE) 2DRAIN TO DRAIN – DRAIN SPECIALIST 4HOOKN ON A HOOK BIN TRUCK 4NOBUG FOR NO BUGS - PEST CONTROLLER 51 GNZ SIGNS (ON A SIGN MAKING FIRM VEHICLE) 57 ATIC THINKING AN ELECTRCIAN 57 OCKS STOCKS (GUESSING A SHARE TRADER) 70P6UN TOPGUN (ON A SHOTCRETE TRUCK – COMPANY NAME TOO) ALARMU ALARM YOU (HOME SECURITY COMPANY) AUTOM8 AUTOMATE (HOME SECURITY COMPANY) AV8OR AVIATOR (AY VEE EIGHT OR) BARK2U BARK TO YOU (LANDSCAPE SUPPLIES) BATRSQ BAT RESCUE (WILDLIFE WARRIOR?) BL 00 NS BALLOONS (ON A BALLOON SUPPLY COMPANY TRUCK) BM 00 VD BE MOVED (ON A REMOVALIST VAN) BU 11 DR BUILDER CCTV4U CVLENG CIVIL ENGINEER DBUG4U DE-BUG FOR YOU (PROBABLY A PEST CONTROLLER OR IT) DES 16 N DESIGN – ON A MATT BLACK MERCEDES DE 21 GN DESIGN – ON A BLACK MERCEDES DIG4U DIG FOR YOU (EARTH REMOVAL COMPANY) DIGN4U DIGGING FOR YOU (EARTH REMOVAL COMPANY) DIG4US DIG FOR US OR YOUSE (U – S) EARTH REMOVAL COMPANY DO 00 RS DOORS DM 00 VA THE MOVER (REMOVALIST VAN) ESTM8R ESTIMATOR FIILLUP FUEL TRUCK (MINI TANKER) FR8GUY FREIGHT GUY FUELUP FUEL DELIVERY TANKER GENR8R GENERATOR SUPPLIER GLA 551 GLASS ONE (SHEET GLASS TRUCK) GOTDSL GOT DIESEL (ON A DIESEL TANKER) GR8FIT GREAT FIT – SHUTTERS AND AWNINGS H8HEAT HATE HEAT – PROBABLY AN AIRCO COMPANY HV 11 KV HIGH VOLTAGE 11 KILOVOLTS – PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL CONTRACTOR KEGMAN KEG MAN (BEERS ARE US TRUCK) IALARM I ALARM (HOME SECURITY COMPANY) IDLVER I DELIVER IDR 11 L I DRILL (ON A BMW SPORTS - GUESSING A DENTIST) IM 00 VM I MOVE THEM (ON A REMOVALIST VAN) IM 00 VU I MOVE YOU (ON A REMOVALIST VAN) IM 00 VE I MOVE (ON A REMOVALIST VAN) INV 35 T INVEST (GUESSING A STOCKBROKER) ISTINK I STINK (ON A GARBAGE COLLECTION TRUCK) JOINR3 JOINERY – COMMERCIAL FITOUT JOINR5 JOINERS – COMMERCIAL FITOUT IUNLOK I UNLOCK (ON A LOCKSMITH) KIL 14 U KILL ONE FOR YOU OR KILL FOR YOU (PEST CONTROLLER) LAY 11 T LAY IT (PROBABLY A TILER OR A CARPET LAYER) LEARNR LEARNER (ON A LEARNER DRIVING SCHOOL CAR) LET 12 U LET ONE TO YOU (PROBABLY REAL ESTATE) LOC 83 R LOCATOR – SURE SEARCH UNDERGROUND SERVICES LOCATOR LOC 88 D LOCATED – UNDERGROUND SERVICES LOCATOR LOP 11 T LOP IT (ARBORIST) M8KOVR MAKEOVER – FIT OUT COMPANY MIR 00 R MIRROR MIXNIT MIXING IT (CEMENT TRUCK) MIXTUP EITHER MIXED UP OR MIX IT UP (CONCRETE MIXER) MOVNW8 MOVING WEIGHT (ON A B-DOUBLE TRANSPORT) P4INTR PAINTER PRTS2U PARTS TO YOU (SPARE PARTS SUPPLIER) PET 52 U PETS TO YOU (DOGTAINERS PET TRANSPORT) PE 55 TX PEST EXTERMINATOR PL 13 RS PLIERS (ELECTRICIAN) PLUMIN PLUMBING (PLUMBER) RENEV8 RENOVATE RILST8 REAL ESTATE RM 00 VA REMOVER (ON A REMOVALIST UTE) RNV8TR RENOVATOR RWH 17 E RAY WHITE REAL ESTATE RWEAST RAY WHITE EAST (PADDINGTON). SAT BETWEEN WWW. & .COM SLINGR SLINGER – ON A ROCK SLINGING (ROAD BASE) TRUCK SP4RKI SPARKY – AN ELECTRICIAN SP4RKY SPARKY – AN ELECTRICIAN STINKY STINKY (ON A GARBAGE COLLECTION TRUCK) TEC 11 E TECHIE – TECHNICIAN (ELECTRICAL) TIPNIN TIPPING IN (TIP TRUCK) TIPDAT TIP THAT (TIP TRUCK) TIPR4U TIPPER FOR YOU TYL 14 U TILE ONE FOR YOU (SUSPECT IT WAS A TILER) WWWLJH WWW… LJ HOOKER REAL ESTATE SPORTS TEAMS 49 ERS SAN FRANSISCO 49ERS ALBLKS ALL BLACKS ALBLKZ ALL BLACKS (ON A BLACK COMMODORE) 8UNNYS BUNNYS (COMPLETE WITH SOUTHS THEME) BUN 11 E BUNNY CHOOK6 CHOOKS – A ROOSTERS SUPPORTER WITH THEMED PLATES DO 00 GS DOGS DOG 61 Z DOGGIES (BULLDOGS SUPPORTER WITH MATCHING PLATES) DOG 80Y DOG BOY (CANTERBURY BULLDOGS SUPPORTER) EE 33 LS EELS (PARRAMATTA EELS SUPPORTER) FIJ 17S FIJI SEVENS (RUGBY SUPPORTER). LOOKED LIKE FIJIAN DRIVER. 8 UNNYS BUNNYS – SOUTH SYDNEY SUPPORTER WITH VANITY PLATES HOPPIN BUNNIES SUPPORTER COMPLETE WITH CAR DECALS RA 88 IT RABBIT (SOUTHS SUPPORTER?) ROS 74 S ROOSTERS 5OUTHS SOUTHS (might have also been 5OUTH5) TI 93 RZ TIGERZ – TIGERS (CAR IN THE BALMAIN AREA – WESTS SUPPORTER?) 05 HARK OH SHARK(S) (CRONULLA SUPPORTER) 45 HARK FOR SHARK(S) (CRONULLA SUPPORTER) WON 1 2016 FINAL - NUMBER PLATE WAS CRONULLA SHARKS THEMED WON 16 P WON 2016 PREMIERSHIP - PLATE WAS CRONULLA SHARKS THEMED NAMES 00 STEF DOUBLE OH STEFANIE (PLAY ON BOND 00 SEVEN) 150 BEL ISOBEL(LE) 333 DEE EDIE 4MANDA AMANDA 60 DLEY GODLEY (SURNAME??) 61 ANCA BIANCA 741 LOR TAILOR 80 RGER BORGER 81 RCH BIRCH (SURNAME??) 84 RNZI BARNSEY 88 ILLY BILLY 930 RGE GEORGE AWA 15 H A WALSH BE 114 BELLA BRE 77 W BRETT W CHR 15 H CHRIS H CL 11 FF CLIFF CRA 16 Z CRAIG ZAHRA DM 17 RI DIMITRI DRH 01 T DOCTOR HOLT (MAYBE COINCIDENCE) EL 15 AW ELISA W ELV 15 G ELVIS G (NAME OR AN ELVIS FAN) ERR 011 ERROL EV 3773 EVETTE GI 53 LE GISELLE GI 22 LE GIZZLE = GISSELE GO1DIE GOLDIE (LADY DRIVER HAS BLONDE HAIR AND SURNAME IS GOLDEN) GR 44 CE GRACE HE 13 NI HELEN I. (PINK VANITY PLATE) HOB 85 Y HOBBSY (HOBBES) IM 15 HA I MISHA (I MISCHA = MICHAEL) IR 33 NE IRENE IR 11 NA IRINA JAC 08 F JACOB F JAM 35 E JAMES E JES 51 D JESSIE D JES 55 G JESS G JOE 333 JOE-E = JOEY JO 01 SB JOOLS B = JULES B JUL 3S H JULES H JQU 11 E JACQUIE (JACQUELINE) KT 77 IE KATIE KRY SS Y CHRISSIE LIL 11 Y LILY OR LILLY LUC 133 LUCY (PINK NUMBERPLATE) LYD 114 LYDIA MA 15 IE MAISIE MA95 MAGS – MAGGIE (GUESSING HERE – MIGHT BE INITIALS + YEAR) MAR 11 E MARIE MAR 14 G MARIA G MATLDA MATILDA MAZ 213 MAZZIE (PROBABY SHORT FOR MARY OR MARGARET) MI 55 IE MISSY MM 11 CH MITCH MI 11 ER MILLER (SURNAME?) MSJ 05 Y MS JOSY (JOSPEHINE) MSM 15 H MS MISH (MICHELLE) MYK 33 Y MIKEY OLMPIA OLYMPIA P4IGE PAIGE PIK 513 PIKSIE = PIXIE (PINK NUMBERPLATE) PIP 57 A PIPSTER (PHILLIPA) PR 14 PT PRIA - PERSONAL TRAINER PR 51 LA PRISCILA (NAME? MAYBE QUEEN OF THE DESERT OR EVEN DESSERT) RIP 13 Y RIPLEY RO 88 YY ROBBIE Y. RO 88 YJ ROBBIE J. RO 53 LE ROSELLE RU 55 TE RUSTY RU 55 TY RUSTY RUS 57 Y RUSSTY = RUSTY RY 44 NN RYAN SC 07 TE SCOTT-E = SCOTTY SOF 11 E SOFIE OR SOPHIE 5TEVES STEVES STU4RT STUART SU 33 ZY SUZY SU 53 N0 SUSSAN O 74 NNER TANNER TA 55 HZ TASH’S OR TASH Z. TE SS AA TESSA TI 35 TO TIESTO (PROBABLY NOT THE DJ BUT MAYBE A FAN) TOM 45 M TOMAS (OR THOMAS) M TRC 13 S TRACY’S OR TRACY S TRC 33 S TRACY’S OR TRACY S WA 14 CE WALLACE XR 15 TY KRISTY (EITHER WEIRD K OR CROSS – TY) ZZ 00 EE ZOE

Hi MD, Matching the hatch.... but is it fly fishing??? Went fly fishing with a mate on Glenbawn dam for bass years ago and he hooked up on a nice bass then admitted he'd "matched the hatch" by getting one of the live grasshoppers we had swarming at that time of year and putting it on the end of his fly line instead of an artificial. It still makes me laugh.

Thanks for that GH - this is the sort of information I was after. Did you run a floating or intermediate or sinking line? Tippet size? The other thing I've heard is look for water 4 feet or less in depth.

I went on line the other day and purchased: Red worm flies Crazy charlies tied with some red in them A fly which looks very much like a saltwater yabbie (nipper) Some small baitfish profile flies I've already have some shrimp flies. There were one or two other flies (baited breath with small hooks) mentioned during my research which I have to track down. Going to be an interesting learning curve.

Hi JD, For my 2" grubs I like a gamakatsu ball head 211 1/8oz with #1 or #2 hook For my 3" minnows as per picture below I use a TT 1/4 or 1/6 or 1/8 and preferably with a size 1H (I pick up the odd king on this so I prefer the Heavier hooks). I've worked out a retrieve which gets a sub surface walk the dog action which has been very effective on the pelagics in the past but I have to use the bullet head jig. I struggle to do it as effectively with the darter type jig heads. For my 4" minnows I prefer a 1/0H hook and most often with a 1/4oz. Hold the jigjhead alongside the plastic of choice and see where the hook comes out. I like to have it coming out where I would consider the shoulder of the fish to be and not at the lower back. Regards. Derek PS. When I started the mantra was fish as light a jig head as possible. I started off with some really light jig heads which were a pain. My advice these days is to fish as light a jig head as you can which will do what you need it to do. If I want range with the bream gear I will start with a 1/4oz or even a 9gram on a 3" minnow. My theory is the flathead don't care. Once I've worked an area then I reduce jig head size and work the area again then reduce jig head size once more for the more subtle retrieves. I believe the ultralight jig heads come into their own when targeting species such as bream but they will also take a heavier jig head.

Just be careful going ultralight as you might find yourself getting more birdsnests. Going slightly heavier on your jigs heads helps the line wind on to the spool just that little bit tighter. I usually run 1/8, 1/6 and 1/4 (the last for the extra casting range when I want to cover ground).

Hi Mate, It has been about 15 years since I've bothered fishing there (ever since they started charging for parking). We used to park at the last car park before the gates to the Chowder bay buildings and then head to the cliff and there was a relatively easy walk down along the cliff which used to drop down and to the left towards Obelisk beach. How agile is your partner. I'd probably have a plan B for the day if you decide it is not worth heading down there. Sorry I can't be of more help but it has been a long time. Regards, Derek

Hi All, Rather than starting a new thread I thought it would be easier to revive an old one. Catching luderick on weed flies has sparked my interest in other species for this coming summer. In particular whiting on the Sydney sandflats. I have a 7 weight rod with both floating and intermediate lines. I've started working out spots where there is an excellent chance of finding whiting and are of wading depth. Looking back through the past Fishraider whiting on fly posts most seem to be going back a few years. I'm hoping to get more recent information and so far my research suggests: try to sight fish for them with a rising sun and polarising glasses as it highlights them in the water ideally a bit of orange or red in the lures has a tendency to attract them let the fly get to the bottom as small sand cloud when you then strip line can get their attention try not to use flies which are long as they will often hit the tail and it makes it difficult to set the hook I've seen some poppers made for fly fishing for whiting but am having a little difficulty deciding which flies to use (I have some shrimp patterns). Is there anyone out there that has been pretty consistent on catching whiting on fly in Sydney and can you suggest some fly patterns and aha moments (e.g. stripping speed). Thanks in advance, Derek

All good KC - it was written as a chance to vent and you took it.... This topic is also interesting as it is one of the reasons for my problem in the first place...

Hi KC and thank you. At one stage I heard that all new buildings needed to have 1.5 parking spots per unit. This made sense in that not every dwelling has 2 cars so while one might need 2 spots another might only need 1 and overall there is a spot for each car. 9 spots only is insane... Love to learn the Council logic behind this one. Regards, Derek

x 52 weeks = $2,600 per year.... I've thought about it but that is a a lot of fishing gear sitting there....

The 28 day council rules I could have just worked within. It is the worry of further vandalism that is the deal breaker. I got off relatively lightly this time.... One of the people at work pointed out that ironically by damaging the trailer cables the trailer probably would have been there longer while I sorted out a replacement cable.

Hi OV, One of the braids I use is Berkley X5 and on a box of 4lb it states it will actually break a bit over 10lb. Most braid overtests and I suspect a lot of companies do this partially to take knot strength into account. I was fishing my 4lb against a mate's 8lb on light gear and I was casting noticeably further Regards, Derek

I'm jealous!! 🙂

I’m over it… I give up… Before anyone advises me to call a helpline, this is only a vent and a something to think about for first time prospective boat owners in Sydney. I live in the Lane Cove area. I’ve grown up in the Lower North Shore of Sydney, have family in the general area and a mortgage (rather than rent) so moving out of Sydney is unlikely. As per Ratty in Wind in the Willows: “Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats”. There is something magical about getting on the water and so many fantastic memories in my life have come from days and nights on the water (and especially fishing from watercraft). Over time I’ve acquired a kayak (in the garage) and small runabout on a trailer. I live in a unit with a garage which is hard enough to access with a car and thinking of taking the trailer up or down the tight bending driveway is asking for trouble. I made the decision to store the boat and trailer in front of a small park in the street behind mine and for years didn’t have an issue. At that time there were plenty of spots so no one could really whinge I was taking up a spot in front of their place. A few years back due to difficulty of finding spots (guessing it is due to more people sharing accommodation as there haven’t been any new buildings in that part of the street since I moved there), local roadworks and the NBN being installed in the area it was easier to store it at my dad’s in a quiet street in Willoughby. A month or so back my dad told me there was a note left on the boat from the Council advising that it was reported as abandoned, was on an unregistered trailer (both boat and trailer ARE registered) and would be removed in three days. Had to find somewhere quickly late on a Friday night and took it to Mosman bay as there were a few other boats stored there and there are no time limits. One of the people down there saw me with the boat and advised me he had had issues storing his centre console down there as someone had slashed the tyres. He’d fixed the tyres and moved the boat elsewhere in Mosman and then had the tyres slashed again (likely the same person). So my boat got moved again and back to Lane Cove where it used to live. Lane Cove has implemented a rule where the boat must be moved at least one block every 28 days. With a few days left to spare I went to move it on Sunday only to find that the cable for the trailer lights had been damaged and I am almost certain it was deliberately done based on where the damage was and the amount of force it would have taken. Fortunately, I had just enough spare cable to be able to rewire the plug and be road legal to move it. I went to move it to Rozelle but due to construction works, the location I had in mind was difficult to access. I had some chores and a friend to meet up with so towed the boat around for the day. Asked him if there was storage in front of his house in Killarney Heights but with both his neighbours having dual occupancy the spots were also tight. Furthermore, it seems they have someone in the suburb frequently and loudly protesting about the boats stored on the streets in the suburb (some probably due to the proximity to the boat ramp at Roseville bridge). After finding a viable short term location with my friend’s assistance and chocking it while standing in the rain I came to the sad decision to sell it. Just getting too hard to store a boat (at least in this part of Sydney) without worrying about it getting damaged or trying to meet Council rules. Furthermore, with fishing being classified as a passive exercise under the governmental Covid guidelines I understand the ramps are getting stupidly busy. Fortunately I still have some mates with boats and the kayak to get me out on the water. For those Raiders thinking of getting into boating for the first time, think about the challenge of short and long term storage. Sydney is getting more packed by the week, people are getting more cars (e.g. work and private), there seems to be an increase in occupancy for existing accommodation, Councils are changing rules about street storage (even for legally registered trailers) and some people are just @rs3h0L35 who will damage other people’s stuff because they seem to take personal offence to other people using resources which are obviously for them alone. Rant kind of over. Derek PS. If I can sell the runabout, trailer and 30HP electric start motor for a reasonable price I may as well get some more fishing gear. Got to find the silver lining. PPS. I realise that other people have it far worse than I do in these crazy times and while a bit depressing I'll be fine in the end. I know I'll be repeating advice that you will see more and more often but in the last few months we have been seeing the importance of mental health and well-being on a world wide basis so if things are starting to get to you please reach out as well as keeping an eye on those around you.

You probably are but as long as you are enjoying yourself, why not?

Hi Luis, We should be able to sort something out. Just some things to think about in the mean time. I am a bit of a generalist when it comes to fishing. I know enough to target most bread and butter species (bream, flathead, whiting, luderick, etc.) successfully but there are luderick specialists on Fishraider that are still worth reaching out to. Having said that, if I want to catch luderick I can but it may take a few location changes on the day. They are also the species I target when introducing people to fishing as they are pretty reliable to catch, the float provides a visual feedback and for their size they fight really well. I've gone the 2-4kg spin gear (rather than super long rod and centrepin reel) route and have one spool with 8lb mono just for this. I've also branched out into luderick on fly gear and weed fly and it has surprised me to see them taking the fly without burley but where possible I will use burley to fire them up. The weed flies allow me to head down to the water for a spontaneous session without having to sort out the weed. The typical material list I use for a session out: A source of weed - my preference is cabbage weed as I have several locations I can use. I only take as much as I need for a session (small ziplock bag). About 80% gets used as burley and the rest for on the hook A small bucket and some moist (not wet) sand A sharp knife and small chopping block - you want to cut it up the weed as fine as you can for mixing in with the sand Something to fling the sand and weed mix (burley) with - for years I did it by hand but had to clean them each time before touching the rod and reel 2-4kg rod with 8lb (or 6lb mono). If they are really picky then you will want to drop down to a really fine line at the working end. Float stop (rubber balls which slide onto and then up and down the line - they friction lock onto the line). Get as small as you can that will both hold the float in place and also pass through the guides. Float (luderick - with brightly coloured top) Sinker(s) of sufficient weight so the float is just positive buoyant. In my case I've worked out a float and sinker combination which just works without stuffing around with smaller pieces of lead to find that sweet spot of flotation. Swivel (optional but makes it easier to drop down from 8lb to 6lb or smaller at the working end) Hooks - my go to are Gamakatsu Pan Fish and usually a size #6 but also have some bigger and smaller In some ways knowing where they are is the hardest part of it (they can shift around and in some locations the tidal flow can have a big impact). Once you find where they are it is not usually hard to catch them. Regards, Derek PS - I fish the lower North Shore (Neutral Bay, Mosman, Cremorne). I fish most weekends but have also been taking Friday's off here and there as I have too many hols saved up.

Can probably arrange something. Was going to collect some cabbage weed on Thursday afternoon for fishing this weekend but weather forecast is not good for the weekend. Will have to see if the Bureau Of Misinformation (a term a friend of mine uses) is true to form.

What locations are you able to fish or alternatively where are you based. Sydney is a pretty big place.

There is a gentleman called Alan Hawk who takes apart reels and gets very critical of them from a bang for buck and how they fish perspective. To my knowledge he is not sponsored so he doesn't have to hold back. Please note that he is deliberately picky and it appears to be appreciated by those who take the time to read his extensive reports. Here is his review on the Fin Nor Lethal 100 (you asked about feedback on this brand - still think it will throw the balance out on the rod you mentioned but the smaller siblings will balance nicely). http://www.alanhawk.com/reviews/lth10.html

Hi Reel'em, Was hoping to use you as a hand model for the next few photos of how to prepare squid and suggestions on how to rig them. Unfortunately it will have wait till you are out and about and we can catch some. Regards. Derek

Probably wouldn't but I know @savit in person and I think he has a wonderfully understated sense of humour at times and I think both of us were starting to see how far we could take it (from the practical, to the silly, to the absurd). Now if I can find a 11 or 12 piece fly rod I might have a chance. The original poster hasn't logged on for about a month so they might not even see this.

I think you win @savit.... I looked for a 9 and 10 piece to top you but I think the only way of achieving that is to snap a few of the pieces... 😄

I have exactly the same model rod spec but in the Saltist Hyper instead of the demonblood. I partnered it with a Daiwa BG5000 with 50LB jigging braid (300m). Another mate of mine set the same spec rod up with a Saragosa 8000. You can also go a BG4000 and put 40lb on it. If you are on a Budget then the Fin-Nor Lethal 80 also looks pretty solid and is available for $100. I've heard an excellent review on the Alan Hawk reel review page for the Lethal 100 but I think it is too big for that rod and will throw the balance out. I also wouldn't be going more than 50lb for that rod.

Thank you for the compliment Zoran. It is still only about 80% complete. I have to get some more photos to show different ways of stripping them and rigging them as bait so I can see a squid session coming up.