Big Bob Posted February 20, 2006 Posted February 20, 2006 The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive; with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting, and re-counting, and re-counting ... The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Hacks up your hard drive, fits it into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows.
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