Here Is A Joke For The Lads!

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

I don't understand. After our last child was born, my wife told me we had

to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big

drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from

grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up

anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "f *k off, that's what the beer was for!"