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Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen

A woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking down the street when a

masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three times in the abdomen.

Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets

in because it's too risky to operate.

She gives birth to two healthy daughters and a son.

They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room

in tears "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was urinating and this bullet came out,"

replied the daughter.

The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.

"Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her

not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later, her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay," says

the mother, "I know what happened...you were urinating, and a bullet came

out."

"No," says the boy, "I was masturbating and I shot the dog!

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Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen

That was a good one,

Keep them coming, it is always good for a laugh.

thanks mate :thumbup:

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