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This is a story about a popular young Baptist preacher, who on Sunday

morning announces to the congregation that he will not renew his

contract

and is moving on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.

There is a hush.

No one wants him to leave.

Bubba, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and announces,

"If the preacher stays, I'll provide him with a new sedan every year,

and

his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their children!"

The congregation sighs, and applauds.

Billy Bob, the entrepreneur and investor, stands and says,

"If the preacher stays, I'll double his salary, and establish a

foundation

to guarantee the college education of his children!!"

More sighs and applauses.

Ms. Ella May, age 70, stands and announces,

"If the preacher stays, I'll give him sex!!"

There is a hush.

The preacher, blushing, asks,

"Ms. Ella May, whatever possessed you to say that?"

Ms. Ella May answers,

"I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said....

F&%k him!!!