15 Things To Do

[OWZAT]

G`day Fellas ,

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their

sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when

they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'

in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers

you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding

department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why

can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick

your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission

Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using

Different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK

ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal

position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And last but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,

then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Personally I like the last one best !.

Mick

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

hahahahahahhahahahah!

dude have you tried any of these urself???

I will let you know 2morrow when I exercise one of the fifteen

[Flattieman]

G`day Fellas ,

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their

sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when

they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'

in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers

you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding

department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why

can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick

your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he

knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission

Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using

Different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK

ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal

position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And last but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,

then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Personally I like the last one best !.

Mick

I don't want to read the caption "Department stores terrorised by Fishriaders" in the newspaper!

Flattieman.

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

I don't want to read the caption "Department stores terrorised by Fishriaders" in the newspaper!

Flattieman.

I have decided... i will get on the

and than a few more

and... I will let you know how i go!!!

or... should i wait until i get the FISHRAIDER t-shirt wear it... than go to the local shops.