Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Does this seem familiar ground?? A man and a woman, who had never met before, and who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1 a.m., the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, " I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket!" After a brief moment of silence ... he farted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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