Tuesday Funnies

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a

10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give

you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000

and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can

afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading

out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked,

"Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him,

"I was walking past your room last night and heard

you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her

tell you to wait because she was coming too. And

I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a

$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

[manama]

nice one