Weds Funny

[Big Bob]

How true it is

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>A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost.

>He reduced altitude to try to figure out where he was when he spotted

a

>woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you

>help me? I appear to be a little off course. I promised a friend I

>would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

>The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering

>approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41

>degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

>Amazed by what she said, the balloonist stated "You must be in

>Engineering!"

>"I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

>"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is

technically

>correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the

fact

>is that I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If

>anything, you've delayed my trip."

>The woman below smiled and responded, "You must be in Management."

>"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

>"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're

>going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot

>air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you

>expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are

in

>exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,

>it's my fault."

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