Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag, and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering, if either one of you had a preference for it. Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Please! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled, and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement, and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left. "What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains", said God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flattieman Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Mrsswordfisherman would like that one. Now Raiders, don't blame me for that joke - Chinamen did it. It wasn't me. I didn't say men don't have brains!!! No!...... NO - DON'T HURT ME!!!..... AAARRRGGGGHHH... Flattieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 (edited) Mrsswordfisherman would like that one. Now Raiders, don't blame me for that joke - Chinamen did it. It wasn't me. I didn't say men don't have brains!!! No!...... NO - DON'T HURT ME!!!..... AAARRRGGGGHHH... Flattieman. attention all raiders... Flattieman dared me to post that!!! Edited June 14, 2006 by Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flattieman Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Only the guilty cry. That's all the proof we need. Flattieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Only the guilty cry. That's all the proof we need. Flattieman. ??? wot u talking about flattieman?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flattieman Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 ??? wot u talking about flattieman?? Only the guilty hide the evidence - proof #2. Chinamen, now you're gonna get abused by any male Australian Raider. Flattieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Only the guilty hide the evidence - proof #2. Chinamen, now you're gonna get abused by any male Australian Raider. Flattieman. please don't!!! i don't like getting wipped by males!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flightmanager Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 (edited) God was just about done creating man, but he had two things left over in his bag, and He couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering, if either one of you had a preference for it. Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Please! Give it to me!" On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled, and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement, and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left. "What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains", said God. The version I heard the punchline was " multiple orgasms !! " Ross ( Am I allowed to say orgasms in here ?) Edited June 14, 2006 by Flightmanager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 15, 2006 Share Posted June 15, 2006 ( Am I allowed to say orgasms in here ?) i guess so... or else ur would be banned by now! just kidding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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