Wedesday Funnies

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

An Aussie, Kiwi and an Indian...

A Kiwi was sitting with an Australian and an Indian in Saudi Arabia,

sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden, Saudi police

entered and arrested them. They were initially sentenced to death but  they

contested this and were finally imprisoned for life.

But, as it  was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be

released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for

their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday

today, and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your

whipping."

So the Indian guy thought for a while and then said:"  Please be tieing a

pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only  lasted10 lashes

before the whip went through.

The Australian, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my

back". But even two

pillows  could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again..

Before the Kiwi could say something, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "As

you are from a popular country, and your rugby team are terrific, and your

women beautiful you can have two wishes!".

"Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The  Kiwi replies. "My first

wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes."

"If you so desire", the Sheik replies with a questioning look on his face,

"and your second wish?"

"Tie the Aussie to my back", the Kiwi answers

[Flattieman]

Clutch would like that one. I don't think anyone else would, though .

Flattieman.

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

Clutch would like that one. I don't think anyone else would, though .

Flattieman.

no worries chinamen knows KUNG FU

everyone can me at apple bay ramp on sunday (hairtail nite)