Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 > >>YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2006 WHEN................ > >> > >> > >>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > >> > >> > >> 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > >> > >> > >> 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > >> > >> > >>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. > >> > >> > >>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is > >>that they don't have e-mail >addresses. > >> > >> > >>6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see > >>if anyone is home to help you carry in the > >>groceries. > >> > >> > >>7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of > >>the screen. > >> > >> > >>8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have > >>the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause > >>for panic and you turn around to go and get it. > >> > >> > >>10. You get up in the morning and go on line before > >>getting your coffee. > >> > >> > >>11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) > >> > >> > >>12. You're reading this and nodding and >laughing. > >> > >> > >>13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward > >>this message. > >> > >> > >>14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. > >> > >> > >>15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a 9 on > >>this list. > >> > >> > >> AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flattieman Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 Too true. Sounds American, though - "cell phone". Flattieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 stupid smart thing got me good CFD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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