Last Funny For Wedesday

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The

toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at

the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at

08.00. The next day at 08:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's

door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins

to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow

and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line

behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for

himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get

there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over

the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.At the end of

the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me

Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small

marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of

fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the

little package between Elmo's legs.The Personnel Manager bursts into

laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together

and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to

keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I

gave you yesterday"......"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

[Flattieman]

Nice pun there.

Flattieman.