Friday Funnys 2

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two

>>>

>>>months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a

pregnancy

>>>kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

>>>

>>>Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that

did

this

>>>to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a

call.

>>>

>>>Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature

and

>>>

>>>distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani

suit

>>>steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the

living

room

>>>with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them:

>>>

>>>"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't

marry

>>>her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I

will

>>>

>>>pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her

life.

>>>

>>>Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores,

a

>>>townhouse, a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account.

>>>

>>>If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a

4,000,000

>>>bank account.

>>>

>>>If twins, they will receive a factory and 2,000,000 each.

>>>

>>>However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

>>>

>>>At this point, the girls father who had remained silent, places a

hand

>>>firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, .....

>>>

>>>...... "You shag her again."