Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 Tongue twister accident A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, Id like two tickets to Pittsburgh, I accidentally said Id like two pickets to Tittsburgh, so she socked me a good one." The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, ˜Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey. But I accidentally said, "You ' ve ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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