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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them

2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door

won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 13.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's

leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps from noon to 6 pm.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather

than settle, your stomach.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and

antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never

going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign

that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

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25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them

2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door

won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 13.

Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's

leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps from noon to 6 pm.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather

than settle, your stomach.

19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and

antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never

going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign

that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

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what happend 2 no 12 i thought 13 was a chinese thing

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quote name='robbo75' date='Jun 21 2006, 05:01 PM' post='102858']

what happend 2 no 12 i thought 13 was a chinese thing

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Let's shoot the chinama :Funny-Post::Funny-Post::Funny-Post:

:1fishing1::1fishing1::1fishing1::1fishing1:

thanks mate

u will get ur chance on sunday 25/6/06 at the appletree boat ramp!!!

i will be the one providing alcahol! :biggrin2:

Good idea I think! Good to see you finally posted your pic after how many attempts.

yeah i know!

i am a bit blonde!

can't u tell :074:

so... any raiders think chinamen is cute???

ps: i the male in the back of the pic!! :074::074::074:

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20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

$5.65 is better, only just..... but with a mortgage who cares :)

You know what you can do with your wine :1prop:

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