Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them 2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps from noon to 6 pm. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. __________________________________________ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 All to true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo75 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them 2. Having sex in a single bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favourite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of holidays to 20. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps from noon to 6 pm. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 am would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. __________________________________________ what happend 2 no 12 i thought 13 was a chinese thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 quote name='robbo75' date='Jun 21 2006, 05:01 PM' post='102858'] what happend 2 no 12 i thought 13 was a chinese thing [ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUSTER 1 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Let's shoot the chinama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
femalefisho Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Let's shoot the chinama Good idea I think! Good to see you finally posted your pic after how many attempts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Let's shoot the chinama thanks mate u will get ur chance on sunday 25/6/06 at the appletree boat ramp!!! i will be the one providing alcahol! Good idea I think! Good to see you finally posted your pic after how many attempts. yeah i know! i am a bit blonde! can't u tell so... any raiders think chinamen is cute??? ps: i the male in the back of the pic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Saqa Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." $5.65 is better, only just..... but with a mortgage who cares You know what you can do with your wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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