Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the response for this one Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Candidate A Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response. Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading... Never be afraid to try something new. Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic And finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendant s in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year. Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flightmanager Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 That was brilliant Chinamen !! Ross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 That was brilliant Chinamen !! Ross thanks flightmanager! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crow Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 GOD BLESS AMERICA !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 You scared me then, I thought my name was going to be mentioned Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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