Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 >>> A Nice Love Story >>> >>> >>> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, >>> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and >>> party with his old buddies. >>> >>> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." >>> >>> "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. >>> >>> I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." >>> >>> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to >>> the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from >>> 12 >>> different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. >>> >>> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he >>> could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you >>> know...they have frozen glasses..." >>> >>> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted >>> him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge >>> beer >>> mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just >>> holding it. >>> >>> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at >>> the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I >>> won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" >>> >>> "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and >>> took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in >>> blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. >>> >>> "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, >>> dirty words and all that..." >>> >>> "You want dirty words, cutie pie?... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK >>> YOUR F......G BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR POXY SNACKS, >>> BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, AND YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, >>> ASSHOLE?" >>> >>> >>> And, they lived happily ever after. >>> >>> Isn't that a sweet story????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BROWNIE Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Too Right China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Too Right China our really has us by the croch and giving us plenty of Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 Funny joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbo75 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 >>> A Nice Love Story >>> >>> >>> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, >>> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and >>> party with his old buddies. >>> >>> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." >>> >>> "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. >>> >>> I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." >>> >>> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to >>> the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from >>> 12 >>> different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. >>> >>> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he >>> could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you >>> know...they have frozen glasses..." >>> >>> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted >>> him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge >>> beer >>> mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just >>> holding it. >>> >>> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at >>> the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I >>> won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?" >>> >>> "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and >>> took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in >>> blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. >>> >>> "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing, >>> dirty words and all that..." >>> >>> "You want dirty words, cutie pie?... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK >>> YOUR F......G BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR POXY SNACKS, >>> BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, AND YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, >>> ASSHOLE?" >>> >>> >>> And, they lived happily ever after. >>> >>> Isn't that a sweet story????? funny i seem to rember i was with a girl like that a few years ago but i havent seen her since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 funny i seem to rember i was with a girl like that a few years ago but i havent seen her since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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