Wedesday Funnies 2

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

>>> A Nice Love Story

>>>

>>>

>>> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,

>>> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and

>>> party with his old buddies.

>>>

>>> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

>>>

>>> "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

>>>

>>> I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

>>>

>>> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to

>>> the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands

from

>>> 12

>>> different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

>>>

>>> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he

>>> could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you

>>> know...they have frozen glasses..."

>>>

>>> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted

>>> him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge

>>> beer

>>> mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just

>>> holding it.

>>>

>>> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at

>>> the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I

>>> won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

>>>

>>> "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and

>>> took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in

>>> blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

>>>

>>> "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,

>>> dirty words and all that..."

>>>

>>> "You want dirty words, cutie pie?... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK

>>> YOUR F......G BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR POXY

SNACKS,

>>> BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, AND YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT,

>>> ASSHOLE?"

>>>

>>>

>>> And, they lived happily ever after.

>>>

>>> Isn't that a sweet story?????

[BROWNIE]

Too Right China

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

Too Right China

our really has us by the croch and giving us plenty of

[Martin]

Funny joke

[robbo75]

>>> A Nice Love Story

>>>

>>>

>>> A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,

>>> although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and

>>> party with his old buddies.

>>>

>>> So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

>>>

>>> "Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife.

>>>

>>> I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

>>>

>>> The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to

>>> the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands

from

>>> 12

>>> different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

>>>

>>> The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he

>>> could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you

>>> know...they have frozen glasses..."

>>>

>>> He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted

>>> him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge

>>> beer

>>> mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just

>>> holding it.

>>>

>>> The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at

>>> the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I

>>> won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

>>>

>>> "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and

>>> took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in

>>> blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

>>>

>>> "But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,

>>> dirty words and all that..."

>>>

>>> "You want dirty words, cutie pie?... "LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK

>>> YOUR F......G BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR POXY

SNACKS,

>>> BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, AND YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT,

>>> ASSHOLE?"

>>>

>>>

>>> And, they lived happily ever after.

>>>

>>> Isn't that a sweet story?????

funny i seem to rember i was with a girl like that a few years ago but i havent seen her since

[Guest Dont Shoot Da Chinamen]

funny i seem to rember i was with a girl like that a few years ago but i havent seen her since