mrmoshe Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Here's one pissed off dolphin in France: I wonder what the locals did to make him do this: Pete. ________________________________________ Dolphin runs amok off French coast An enraged dolphin has been terrorising the French Atlantic coast for several weeks, attacking boats and knocking fishermen into the sea. "He's like a mad dog," said Hneri Le Lay, president of the association of fishermen and yachtsmen of the port of Brezellec, in Brittany. "He has caused at least 1,500 euros ($2,530) worth of damage in the past few weeks." The dolphin, named Jean Floch, has destroyed rowboats, overturned open boats, flooded engines and twisted mooring lines. Two fishermen were knocked into the sea after the dolphin overturned their boat. Jean Floch has been a popular and familiar sight along the coast of Brittany since 2002. But experts say that he must have been excluded from his group recently to have turned so violent. According to Sami Hassani, of the Oceanapolis Department of Sea Mammals, "because of their dominant personalities and their sexual maturity, males could become dangerous." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flattieman Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I think poor old Jean Floch needs a hug! Nice find, Pete! Flattieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outnumbered Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 someone must have fed him english beef........mad dolphin disease??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 I think his Mrs left him for another penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmoshe Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 He must have just "Flipper"ed out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharky Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Nahhhhhh he's just French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmoshe Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 Nahhhhhh he's just French Yeah probably right. Here's a quote from the dolphin: "je suis un dauphin français et ne donne pas une merde" Get out your babelfish translators folks!! Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flattieman Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 "je suis un dauphin français et ne donne pas une merde" Hey Pete, French is my (bad) second language, but I can certainly make out what the dolphin is saying (for anyone who couldn't be bothered getting a translator up on screen): "I am a French dolphin and I don't give a s***" Flattieman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmoshe Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 Hey Pete, French is my (bad) second language, but I can certainly make out what the dolphin is saying (for anyone who couldn't be bothered getting a translator up on screen): "I am a French dolphin and I don't give a s***" Flattieman. Correcamundo Flattieman. Your French is very good, even for a 2nd language. My apologies to any French Fishraiders out there. Pete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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