New Terrorist Group Surfaces

[Sharky]

This is scary stuff guys

NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at

John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to

board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor,

a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto

Gonzales said he believes the man is a member of the

notorious Al-gebra movement.

He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI

with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire

solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on

tangents in search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to

themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong

to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with

coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say,'There are 3

sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, George W. Bush said,

"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math

instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Aides told reporters they could not recall a more

intelligent or profound statement by the President.

[fishaman635]

That is great!!!

Laurie

[harold]

now that is funny!