B'day Joke 4 Watto

[Big Bob]

> DUMB FROG

>

> A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her

> local pet store in search of an exotic pet.

>

> As she looks about the store, she notices a box full

> of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!

>

>

>

> Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete

> instructions)."

>

> The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's

> watching her and whispers softly to the man

> behind the counter, "I'll take one."

>

> The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the

> instructions carefully."

>

> The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her

> way home.

>

> As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she

> takes out the instructions and reads them carefully.

>

>

>

> She does exactly what is specified:

>

> 1. Take a shower.

> 2. Splash on some nice perfume.

> 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

> 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you.

>

> Allow the frog to follow its training.

>

> She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to

> her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally

> frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads

> the instructions and notices at the bottom of the

> paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions,

> please call the pet store."

>

> So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I had

> some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."

>

> Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The

> lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done

> everything according to the instructions and the damn

> thing just sits there."

>

> The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,

> stares directly into its eyes and sternly says :

>

> "Listen to me!

> I'm only going to show you how to do this one more

> time!"

>

> CHEERS!!

[coollamon]

Classic well done