sk. Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough , there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought The box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KingsRule Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Classic!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coollamon Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 LMFAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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