Blonde Joke

[Big Bob]

Subject: Blonde Joke

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself

out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do

neighbourhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he

had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,"he said, "How

much will you charge me?"

The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would

need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does

she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"

The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all

those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her

money.

"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it

to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus!"

[netic]

Good one....love it

[insolent]

A blind man walks into a bar and takes a seat. He says "Would you like to hear a blond joke?". The bartender leans over and says "I find that a little offensive I'm blond and very good at my job. The person sitting next to you is blond and she's a very successful lawyer, the owner of this establishment is blond and she's a successful business woman, the bouncer who let you in and helped you to your seat is blond and she can handle anyone. Do you still want to tell your blond joke?"

The blind man says "On second thought I won't tell the joke, I don't have the time to explain it four times."

(Boom tish)

[Big Bob]

A blind man walks into a bar and takes a seat. He says "Would you like to hear a blond joke?". The bartender leans over and says "I find that a little offensive I'm blond and very good at my job. The person sitting next to you is blond and she's a very successful lawyer, the owner of this establishment is blond and she's a successful business woman, the bouncer who let you in and helped you to your seat is blond and she can handle anyone. Do you still want to tell your blond joke?"

The blind man says "On second thought I won't tell the joke, I don't have the time to explain it four times."

(Boom tish)

Nice One

[coollagirl]

bloody brilliant blonde joke loved it.

cheers coollagirl