The Shallow End Of The Gene Pool :)

[Robbielites]

Some one sent me this today, after a quick scan for my name I decided to pass it around.

THE IDIOT REPORT FOR 2006

Number One Idiot of 2006

I am a medical student currently doing a rotation

in toxicology at the poison control center.

Today, this woman called in very upset

because she caught her little daughter eating ants.

I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there

would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.

She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened

to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in

order to kill the ants.

I told her that she better bring her daughter

into the emergency room right away.

Number Two Idiot of 2006

Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield

decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s.

They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home.

Shortly after they took it for a float on the river,

they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming towards them.

It turned out that the chopper was homing in on

the emergency locator beacon that activated when

the raft was inflated.

They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Number Three Idiot of 2006

A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America,

walked into the Branch and wrote this.

"Put all your muny in this bag." While standing in line,

waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry

that someone had seen him write the note and might

call the police before he reached the teller's window.

So he left the Bank of America

and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo Bank.

After waiting a few minutes in line,

he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller.

She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors

that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbor,

told him that she could not accept his stickup note

because it was written on a Bank of America

deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a

Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left.

He was arrested a few minutes later,

as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.

Number Four Idiot of 2006

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap

that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car.

He later received in the mail a ticket for $40

and a photo of his car.

Instead of payment, he sent the police department

a photograph of $40.

Several days later, he received a letter from the police

that contained another picture, this time of handcuffs.

He immediately mailed in his $40.

Number Five Idiot of 2006

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun

and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer.

After the cashier put the cash in a bag,

the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted

behind the counter on the shelf.

He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well,

but the cashier refusedand said,

"Because I don't believe you are over 21."

The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused

to give it to him because she didn't believe him.

At this point, the robber took his driver's license

out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.

The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was

in fact over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag.

The robber then ran from the store with his loot.

The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name

and address of the robber that he got off the license.

They arrested the robber two hours later.

Idiot Number Six of 2006

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop

nervously waving revolvers.

The first one shouted, "Nobody move!"

When his partner moved,

the startled first bandit shot him.

Idiot Number Seven of 2006

Arkansas : Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.

He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block

through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run.

So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it

over his head at the window.

The cinder block bounced back knocking him unconscious.

It seems the liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass .

The whole event was caught on videotape.

Cheers.

Robbie.

[Jewhunter]

Thanks for sharing those Robbie.

They are classics & proves that many an imbecile roam the earth.

Cheers,

Grant.

[Penguin]

Very funny mate,in fact some are so

funny u wonder how genuine they are,

then u just gotta remember it takes all

sorts to make the world turn,even dummys

penguin