Sharky Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 This cracked me up enjoy. 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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