tiger_shark Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 (edited) There were two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again? He asks her. "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's!! But let's change positions.......this time, I'll hold the pigeon down, and you s^%$ on its head." .....AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Edited April 14, 2007 by Flightmanager Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingsRule Posted April 14, 2007 Share Posted April 14, 2007 (edited) Its probly what would happen anyways Edited April 14, 2007 by KingsRule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Duffell Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 hahahah nice one yea id do that to dam pigeons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james1990 Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 got me there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davy Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 .....AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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