Davy Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 This was sent to me a while back, though i rate the two equally >Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex! > >1) You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. > >2) It's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once >in a while. > >3) The Ten Commandments don't say anything about Fishing. > >4) If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing in your >Whaler, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet. > >5) It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. > >6) If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if >you Fish with someone else. > >7) You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell >Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued >for harassment. > >8) There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. > >9) If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe >to the Playboy channel. > >10) Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last >week! Is Fishing all you ever think about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
james1990 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 >9) If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe >to the Playboy channel. SBS is free. Good post mate cheers james Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDiko Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 8) There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. My addiction is so bad it could be classified as a disease. I've spread it throughout my friends IFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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