bolan Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk: 1 - Innovative 2 - Preliminary 3 - Proliferation 4 - Cinnamon Things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when drunk: 1 - Specificity 2 - British constitution 3 - Passive-aggressive disorder 4 - Transubstantiate (actually, sober aswell) Things which are IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk: 1 - Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to sleep with you. 2 - Nope, no more booze for me. 3 - No kebab for me, thank you. 4 - Sorry, but you're not really my type. 5 - Look mate, I've told you, I'm not interested in a fight. 6 - No way, I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing. 7 - Thanks for asking, but I don't want to dance. I have no co-ordination and hate to make a fool of myself. 8 - I must be going now as I have work in the morning Be good this weekend ! Stumpy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobbitt Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 yeah, things that are impossible to say when drunk.... and I thought I was the only affected in this way, when it comes to the amber liquid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolan Posted October 12, 2007 Author Share Posted October 12, 2007 yeah, things that are impossible to say when drunk.... and I thought I was the only affected in this way, when it comes to the amber liquid.... they have me nutted out with the kebab at the end of the night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pelican Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 9. Yes Mr Bouncer I respect that you don't wish me to enter your club. 10. Thanks door b*tch I agree if you let me in I'd just cause trouble. 11.Yes barman I respect your decision under responsible service of alcohol not to serve me another drink. 12. Arrrrghhh I'mmmmmm juuuuust happpppy I'mmmmmm noooooot piiiiiiissssssssssssssed- oooooonnnnest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cat-as-trophy Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Hobbit, I thought you were always like that........ As for The Grumpy One.......... What can I say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jewgaffer Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Gee Lucky I don't drink. I won't get turfed out in mid air when the bouncer says that's it Stumpy, you've not only punched holes in the air you've now hit the paddy waggon . jewgaffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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