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A Little Wisdom Concerning Alchohol


bolan

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Things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk:

1 - Innovative

2 - Preliminary

3 - Proliferation

4 - Cinnamon

Things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when drunk:

1 - Specificity

2 - British constitution

3 - Passive-aggressive disorder

4 - Transubstantiate (actually, sober aswell)

Things which are IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk:

1 - Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to sleep with you.

2 - Nope, no more booze for me.

3 - No kebab for me, thank you.

4 - Sorry, but you're not really my type.

5 - Look mate, I've told you, I'm not interested in a fight.

6 - No way, I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing.

7 - Thanks for asking, but I don't want to dance. I have no co-ordination and hate to make a fool of myself.

8 - I must be going now as I have work in the morning

Be good this weekend !

Stumpy :biggrin2:

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yeah, things that are impossible to say when drunk....

and I thought I was the only affected in this way, when it comes to the amber liquid....

:beersmile::tease::beersmile:

they have me nutted out with the kebab at the end of the night!

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9. Yes Mr Bouncer I respect that you don't wish me to enter your club.

10. Thanks door b*tch I agree if you let me in I'd just cause trouble.

11.Yes barman I respect your decision under responsible service of alcohol not to serve me another drink.

12. Arrrrghhh I'mmmmmm juuuuust happpppy I'mmmmmm noooooot piiiiiiissssssssssssssed- oooooonnnnest

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